Je ne veux pas coucher avec toi ce soir

“The Twingo is still so cute I don’t know whether to drive it, root it or eat it.”Michael Stahl, in the latest edition of ‘Wheels’, on the Renault Twingo hatchback (pictured).Speaking of pictures, I’ve come to the conclusion that the quality of my writing is inversely proportional to the number of pictures I include. This being the case, I’d better not go jpeg mad like spaced_in with his enormous 1024x768 photos that make each page take several hours to download over a dial-up. (You know what they say about men with big photos!) The pics are usually very pretty though and while waiting you just go and do something else. The other night I read ‘War and Peace’ and still had time to go and put the garbage out before they all appeared.Happy Easter.